"With dating now, there are no rules. Like, who pays the check? Not that long ago, a guy spent the night with me. We went to breakfast the next day. The check came, and when the waitress came to take it away, we had to address it. He said he didn’t want to offend me by paying the check on “my side of town” - he didn’t want to assert his power over mine on my turf. So he’s thinking I’d be offended, and I’m thinking, ‘If you’ve already Lewis-and-Clarked my body, maybe buy my oatmeal.’"