Hobbies include:
- Having sex with random women
- Flashing random women
- Pretending to be a Guru
- “Healing” people by staring at them with his demon eyes
- Having sex with random women
(Source: , via pizzzaparty)
"I’m so proud of men who have those mustache things going on and they are straight."
Danielle (via shitunicornmanorsays)
I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
(Source: lemon-sprinkles, via likeyounglovers)
