May 2013
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cosmo sex tip #1925
enriquesmole:
call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
Have you ever thought about how many people think about you? It’s so bizarre. Imagine someone, out of the blue, thinking of your face. Something happens; they remember you. Your favorite song, how you dress, the way you talk, the look in your eyes when you are happy. They remember that about you, even if you haven’t seen each other in years. Everything in life is a reminder of a person, a place,...
This is the last night all the unicorns will be together, in one place, under the same roof for an undetermined amount if time and it’s breaking my heart. I really don’t know what I’m going to do when I don’t get to come home to them every day and sit around and listen to music and complain about things. You honestly gave me the best years of my life. I love you guys forever & always. Long...
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Whenever I’m interested in something, I know the timing’s off, because I’m...
– Andy Warhol
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I am afraid of getting older… I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from...
– Sylvia Plath, written in 1949 at age 17
christinajanette replied to your post: GUYSSSS, I FORGOT HOW TO STUDY. :( I haven’t had…
U CAN DO IT, DO IT 4 ELLIS
BEST MOTIVATION EVER. ELLIS MY FINALS ARE FOR YOU <3
GUYSSSS, I FORGOT HOW TO STUDY. :( I haven’t had anything to study for all year and now I have two finals tomorrow and I don’t remember how to concentrate and retain information. I get maybe three slides into a powerpoint and find myself completely distracted. Someone come keep me on track, please! I’ll bake you things! I promise!
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The 32 year old is super into himself tonight. Two texts in he wants drinks, five he wants to face time & now he wants to talk until he falls asleep…. So needy. Go to bed. Also stop sending me selfies, idc.
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rabioheab:
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
yo i make my bed every morning. how can you even focus on anything if your sheets aren’t tucked in nice?
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Listen, don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately....
– Franny and Zooey
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I will do anything to not work on my final paper/project:
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When I was a youngin I was convinced I would grow up and become a mermaid. Like, I was so sure I had been some kind of sea animal in a past life and I was “made” a human by mistake. For a while I refused to cut my hair and would put up a huge fight every time I had to get out of the tub. When this started we had a...
c4rcinogencrush:
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
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Um so not only did I get my presentation over with today but I’m also taking a spur if the moment trip home! I am so happy! I can’t wait to hug my dog and sleep in my bed and go to Chris’s LAX game and ugh idk not be stressed for a minuet. Also this bus has wifi so bonus!!!!
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A girl always looked more beautiful and fragile when she was about to have a...
– Andy Warhol