May 2013
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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cosmo sex tip #1925
enriquesmole: call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm 
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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Have you ever thought about how many people think about you? It’s so bizarre. Imagine someone, out of the blue, thinking of your face. Something happens; they remember you. Your favorite song, how you dress, the way you talk, the look in your eyes when you are happy. They remember that about you, even if you haven’t seen each other in years. Everything in life is a reminder of a person, a place,...
May 13th
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May 13th
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This is the last night all the unicorns will be together, in one place, under the same roof for an undetermined amount if time and it’s breaking my heart. I really don’t know what I’m going to do when I don’t get to come home to them every day and sit around and listen to music and complain about things. You honestly gave me the best years of my life. I love you guys forever & always. Long...
May 12th
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May 11th
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“Whenever I’m interested in something, I know the timing’s off, because I’m...”
– Andy Warhol
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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“I am afraid of getting older… I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from...”
– Sylvia Plath, written in 1949 at age 17
May 9th
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May 9th
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christinajanette replied to your post: GUYSSSS, I FORGOT HOW TO STUDY. :( I haven’t had… U CAN DO IT, DO IT 4 ELLIS BEST MOTIVATION EVER. ELLIS MY FINALS ARE FOR YOU <3 
May 9th
May 9th
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GUYSSSS, I FORGOT HOW TO STUDY. :( I haven’t had anything to study for all year and now I have two finals tomorrow and I don’t remember how to concentrate and retain information. I get maybe three slides into a powerpoint and find myself completely distracted. Someone come keep me on track, please! I’ll bake you things! I promise! 
May 9th
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May 8th
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The 32 year old is super into himself tonight. Two texts in he wants drinks, five he wants to face time & now he wants to talk until he falls asleep…. So needy. Go to bed. Also stop sending me selfies, idc.
May 8th
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May 8th
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rabioheab: are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth  yo i make my bed every morning. how can you even focus on anything if your sheets aren’t tucked in nice? 
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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“Listen, don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately....”
– Franny and Zooey
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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I will do anything to not work on my final paper/project:  [[MORE]] When I was a youngin I was convinced I would grow up and become a mermaid. Like, I was so sure I had been some kind of sea animal in a past life and I was “made” a human by mistake. For a while I refused to cut my hair and would put up a huge fight every time I had to get out of the tub. When this started we had a...
May 7th
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May 6th
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c4rcinogencrush: if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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Um so not only did I get my presentation over with today but I’m also taking a spur if the moment trip home! I am so happy! I can’t wait to hug my dog and sleep in my bed and go to Chris’s LAX game and ugh idk not be stressed for a minuet. Also this bus has wifi so bonus!!!!
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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“A girl always looked more beautiful and fragile when she was about to have a...”
– Andy Warhol
May 1st
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